Warning: this article contains behaviour not typical of normal adults.
We packed up from our motel and headed out. This was one of the most bucolic of routes to date where the climbs were shorter but much steeper.
First stop is this happening general store where ATVs and dirt bikes stopped for fuel and then a group of Harley Davidson bikers. This is Charles suggesting to one of them that it looks like a Viagra commercial:
Bridesmaids’ moment
Temperatures are hitting 30° and we’re slowing down. At one stop along the roadside I get a strong sense of needing — how can I put this delicately — a shit!
“Chuck, where’s that Bamboo, panda friendly toilet paper you’ve been carrying since Perth?” He begins to look through the twelve bags on his bike and I’m getting desperate. Then he suggests I use my UV sleeves and that makes me laugh (because they’re white and I really like em) and it’s all over before the cock crowed thrice. 💩
Caswell will be our home for two nights as Charles nurses a Charlie horse injury and, as per above, I do some additional laundry.
Hilarious! Loved that scene in the movie 🙂
I was initially shocked Veera but then was able to rise above the shame and realize that defecating in a toilet is really just a human construct